Thursday, June 22, 2006
Rove, Lies, and Videotape. And Don't Forget Those Non-Existent WMDs
Hey! Did you know that the sky is falling?
No, really, it is!
Senator Sanatorium says so! He says we really did find those pesky WMDs for which we said we went to war, and killed a whole lotta people!
Wow! Sanatorium's so in the loop! Coulda fooled me!
Coulda fooled the Pentagon, too, which disavowed Senator Sanatorium's tale soon after. Oh well. See Santorum's fake WMD story disavowed by Pentagon, via Think Progress.
More fun stories:
"Annoyed Bush Calls European Critics 'Absurd'" via the Sydney Morning Herald.
Naughty Old Europeans suggest US is more of a threat to world stability than 'Axis of Evil.' Hunh? Time to bring back 'Freedom Fries' and 'Freedom Toast,' and add on 'Freedomburgers."
Plus, the ever-vigilant CitizenSpook on the continuing mysterious saga of Rove/Fitzgerald/Plame/Libby: might Fitzgerald spokesman Randall Samborn's verbal curlicues carefully conceal a guilty plea by Rove?