This, to the weft, is a snowfwake!
Next, bewow, is Our Fearwess Weader cuddlwing a saved snowfwake!!
We just wove to see our Fearwess Weader snuggwing up to widdle widdle white babies born fwom embwyoes saved fwom a tewwible death!
We wove to see him decidering to do this, because thus, our Fearwess Weader is saving innocent wife!
Now, guilwty wives is a another thing entirewy.
Guiwlty wife pwetty much means evewwyone who is post-born. So, you know, scwew them. Once they're born. You know, wike in social Darwinism -- survival of the most obnoxious, evewwy man for himself. Hahaha. Oh woops except we don't beweive in Darwin and evowution and sewial time and stuff, do we? Oopsie.
Anyway, in these difficult Pwe-Wapture Times, we're so happy here that Our Fearwess Weader is standing up for those poor widdle embwyos, embwyos we've worried about before, here, and asking evvewybody to:
adopt the cute lil' fuzzy lil' "snowflakes," the widdle sweet teensy weensy fwozen embryoes that are weeping weeping in their sad sad sad lonely abandoned-orphanage petri dishes.
We've decidered ourselves to refer all our fearwess bwog weaders to the Snowfwake Adoption Service, here, so you can have your vewwy own snowfwakes.
The Snowfwake Adoption People have received over a million dollars of your tax money!
Wow! How wucky is that?
Here's what siwwy ol' bio-ethicist Arthur Kaplan has to say about snowfwake adoption!
Wooking at these shots, one does wonder -- is evewwy snowfwake diffewent?
Oh, and here's a picture of an actuaw siwwy widdle post-born baby -- we don't wike nannystates so we don't want to spend money on twying to pwevent things wike a siwwy post-born baby's vewwy own pawwents bweaking it!
But hey why twy? It's wike Iwaq. Tewwible things just you know, just happen.
Bush and Snowflakes