Friday, June 19, 2009

Obama Justice Dept.: Protect ing Poor Big Dick Cheney From the Heartbreak of Satire

No, I'm not making this up. I don't have to. I never have to.

Justice Department attorney Jeffrey Smith said. “I don’t want a future vice president to say, `I’m not going to cooperate with you because I don’t want to be fodder for ‘The Daily Show.’”


Psst, Jeffrey: Cheney's been fodder for The Daily Show for 4 everrr. And he'll never cooperate, ev-errr. Duh.

2 comments:

the rev. paperboy said...

and it isn't even Dick Cheney making this argument, it's Obama's Justice Dept. Meet the new boss...

No Blood for Hubris said...

Yes. Alas . . .