Let's talk about the statistics of child sexual abuse, here.
Let's talk about the grooming process of child sexual predators, here.
And let's remember that experienced child sexual predators choose their victims wisely -- the younger the better. Because the younger they are, the less likely they are to be believed.
And the weirder the circumstances, the less likely they are to be believed -- recall David Cobb, the English teacher from Phillips Andover Academy whose sideline sexual abuse specialty was donning a pumpkin mask, paying his mentally retarded victims if they would do special things to "Help Pumpkin," such as "lotioning Pumpkin" and "assisting in urination."
Imagine how that might sound -- "Mommy, Mommy, a Pumpkin Man paid me to help him!"
"Oh, did he, dear? That's nice."