Whatta concept!
Make little kids attack their adult attackers!
[Rallians who prefer to hyperfocus on drone deaths, deaths which are highly superior to all other forms of death and suffering, are invited to turn off their mirror neurons now.]
Wednesday, December 19, 2012
Hey, Moms & Dads & Kids! It's OK to Have Defective Mirror Neurons! Ted Rall Said So!
I dunno, I just get all turned inside out, I really get my panties in a twist when people I think of as oh you know kinda librul and kinda well-informed and kinda on the side of you know um like compassion or something, admittedly under unbearable pressure from the continual suffering of samsara (look it up; not the perfume), say stuff that just makes no f***ing sense.
I expect stuff that makes no f***ing sense from Bork and Cheney and Ryan and Bachmann, et al., I don't expect it from Ted Rall. I expect progressiveness, not faux-gressiveness, and I certainly neither expect nor want faux-gressive fascism masquerading as Uber Moral High Ground. Silly me.
Actually, I tell a lie. I do expect it from sha-touched cartoonist Ted Rall. I didn't used to, but now I do.
Alas.
"We Don't Have the Right to Care"? Excuse me?
Okay, right, drones trump twats, Rall's made that very clear. Yeah, it's a boy thing, missiles? Yeah, right, boy toys! Phallic stuff!
Phallic stuff counts, don't you get it? He knows which way the moral compass is pointed, and it's his guy way or the highway, because, you know, Rall.
Guess what? Drones trump massacres! Even kiddy massacres! Why?
Because Rall said so!
So, if you're out there looking to toe the line on permissible compassion, be sure to follow Rall. He'll be happy to bully you in the name of his sacred sexist nihilist dogma, because, why should he not?
In the immortal words of George III: "I desire the good, therefore all those who disagree with me are traitors."
I expect stuff that makes no f***ing sense from Bork and Cheney and Ryan and Bachmann, et al., I don't expect it from Ted Rall. I expect progressiveness, not faux-gressiveness, and I certainly neither expect nor want faux-gressive fascism masquerading as Uber Moral High Ground. Silly me.
Actually, I tell a lie. I do expect it from sha-touched cartoonist Ted Rall. I didn't used to, but now I do.
Alas.
"We Don't Have the Right to Care"? Excuse me?
Okay, right, drones trump twats, Rall's made that very clear. Yeah, it's a boy thing, missiles? Yeah, right, boy toys! Phallic stuff!
Phallic stuff counts, don't you get it? He knows which way the moral compass is pointed, and it's his guy way or the highway, because, you know, Rall.
Guess what? Drones trump massacres! Even kiddy massacres! Why?
Because Rall said so!
So, if you're out there looking to toe the line on permissible compassion, be sure to follow Rall. He'll be happy to bully you in the name of his sacred sexist nihilist dogma, because, why should he not?
In the immortal words of George III: "I desire the good, therefore all those who disagree with me are traitors."
Tuesday, November 27, 2012
Those With Uteri Shall Be As Ovens -- Prescient Post Published in 2012!! But Now, Post #DeathROEcult SCOTUS Six, Wombs ARE Mere OVENS
GOP Senator Rand Paul is pushing a new bill to establish Personhood For Fetuses.
Paul and his supporting cast intend to eliminate freedom of reproduction, forcing women to give birth against their will, and supporting a rapist's right to breed. He also wants to repeal Roe v. Wade.
Lest you think this is only a right-wing problem, do recall the stance of Faux-gressives such as sha-touched cartoonist Ted Rall, who, sadly beset by the false belief that drones trump wombs, equates the struggle for reproductive rights as being on par with the fight to lengthen weekend hours at public libraries.
I'm not making this up. I don't have to. I never have to.
Paul and his supporting cast intend to eliminate freedom of reproduction, forcing women to give birth against their will, and supporting a rapist's right to breed. He also wants to repeal Roe v. Wade.
Lest you think this is only a right-wing problem, do recall the stance of Faux-gressives such as sha-touched cartoonist Ted Rall, who, sadly beset by the false belief that drones trump wombs, equates the struggle for reproductive rights as being on par with the fight to lengthen weekend hours at public libraries.
I'm not making this up. I don't have to. I never have to.
Tuesday, November 06, 2012
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Faux Ryan: Photo Op for the Poors
Well, clean pots don't just wash themselves, do they? It takes someone to make them dirty so they can be photographed making them clean. So that that person has the appearance of compassion. Not actual compassion. Fake it till you make it?
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