Monday, February 25, 2008

Tina Fey: Not Just Good, But -- Bitchin!

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2. bitchin Not just great, but bad-ass fine. As in: Dude, look at that bitchin '32 roadster with the black pinstriping. Also wr...
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Friday, February 22, 2008

Texas Debate: Sharp Wonkette Is Progressive, Presidential

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The Aussies got it right. Via the Sydney Morning Herald: Plucky Clinton gives Texas her best shot February 23, 2008 WITH Texas shaping as...
Friday, February 15, 2008

Sharp Wonkette vs. Timid Centrist: Joe Wilson Backs Hillary

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Ambassador Joseph C. Wilson: With the emergence of Sen. John McCain as the presumptive Republican nominee, the choice for the Democrats in t...
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Thursday, February 14, 2008

Effeminate Tubby Druggie Rush Limbaugh Ravaged By Testosterone Deficiency Syndrome: O my!

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Tubby Druggie Rush is really hurtin', people. He's cryin' out like a wussy mama's boy, he's cryin' out fer help. H...
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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Erica Jong: Patriarchy:1000, Hillary:0

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Timid Centrist In Progressive Clothing vs. Progressive Wonkette Being Sexistly Slimed. Hmm. How's that going to work out when the fat l...
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Saturday, February 09, 2008

MSNBC is a Nappy-Headed Ho (And Time Magazine is a Nappy-headed Ho As Well. Not that anyone really gives a shit except the very shrill)

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So MSNBC has it's very own "nappy-headed ho'" moment, and blames the whole thing on Hillary Clinton. What a concept. No B...
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Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Why The Faux-Left Manichaean Naderites and Charles Krauthammer Are Strange Bedfellows

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Neither want Hillary Clinton to win the Democratic Presidential Nomination. Cui bono? Charles doesn't want her to be the Democratic Part...
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Sunday, February 03, 2008

Hillary -- A Sharp Wonkette

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So I watched MTV's presidential candidate thingie last night, and listened carefully to both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton. Thus I de...
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Friday, February 01, 2008

Faux Progressive Dems Endorse Less Progressive Candidate, Fail to Note the Error of their Ways

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So, get this: so-called "Progressive Democrats of America" endorse Barack Obama exactly one day after sending out an email admitt...
Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Hillary-Hating Uber Alles: Karl Rove's Wet-Dream Come True At Last!!!

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Look at the picture. War-torn Iraq. The endless misery of sentient beings. It's not funny. But something seems to be. Funny. As in -- ...
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Sunday, January 27, 2008

Hillary-Haters Have a Ball: Reichwingers Play the C*nt Card; Young Obamist Makes Clinton, Not Bush, Prime Target. (Hunh?)

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. . . . So this morning I went out to do the shopping (I'm a gurrrl, remember?). The cash register was manned by a young w...
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Thursday, January 24, 2008

George W. Bush and the Bushist Fascists == America's Batterers

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What is Domestic Violence in the Context of Politics? Let's refer to some classic DV literature: Domestic violence is a pattern of many ...
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Monday, January 21, 2008

Maureen Dowd is a Nappy-Headed Ho

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Got a minute? Sure you do! Everybody's got time for sexism! Everybody's got a minute for a jealous bitch! Noted hysteric female un...
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Friday, January 04, 2008

Miss Piggy Republicans Vote in Obama, Edwards

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After I bid good-night to two major Hillary-haters, loudmouth sexist pundit Chris "Tweetybird" Matthews, and horrible Andrea ...
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Monday, December 31, 2007

Happy New Year 2008

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Happy New Year. Take a minute out from your busy New Year's Eve and New Year's Day schedule, to accrue good karma by donating Free R...
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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Tibetan Buddhist Christmas 2007

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Peace on earth, good will to men. May all beings have happiness and the causes of happiness, May all beings be free from suffering and the c...
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Sunday, December 23, 2007

Bush Torture Drives Aussie Hicks Insane -- No Release from Inner Gitmo, Ever

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It all depends upon what is is. And the rest of it depends on what isn't isn't. It depends upon what Dirty Bush's Bushist fasci...
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Sunday, December 16, 2007

Halliburton/KBR Rape Room gang rape survivor may have been drugged with G/Special K/Rohypnol

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The former Halliburton/KBR employee accusing the company of attempting to cover up her gang-rape in Iraq is now speaking out about her ordea...

'Tis the Season to Be Jolly -- Dirty Bush-Style, Ho Ho Ho. (Not that kind of ho.) Ho Ho Ho.

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Heard enough about KBR Rape in KBR Rape Rooms this holiday season? I certainly have. Thus, in the spirit of Christmas, which, as all three c...
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Friday, December 14, 2007

Second KBR Rape Case Surfaces: More of the Vile Same

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What do the pro-rape crowd and the pro-torture crowd have in common? Besides the syllable "pro"? And besides both promoting suffe...
Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Dirty Bush's Pro-Rape Crowd: Be Sure to Give Your Rape Kit to the Perp

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The Dirty Bush administration has worked long and hard (??) to protect a rapist's right to breed via government-forced maternity. So it...
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Monday, December 10, 2007

The Pro-Torture Crowd of Dirty Bush: Feckless, Reckless & Lawless. Completely Out of Control

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Oh my. All those CIA torture pictures got "disappeared." Oh myomy. In fact, they hardly even existed at all. And even if they did...
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Monday, December 03, 2007

Another GOP Fake Heterosexual Soon-to-be-Ex-Senator-Trent Lott Bites the Apparent Dust In Hookergate Repeat

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Well, well, well. Just when you think snark is just snark, and a cigar is sometimes just a cigar, the Greedy Old Pervert party shows you tha...
Saturday, November 24, 2007

Aussies Humiliate Dirty Bush "Arse-Licker" Howard; US Bushist Fascism Next to Fall

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I prefer instant karma, but eventual karma works for me, too. Handwriting's on the wall, all you Bushist fascists. Dirty Bush's Poo...
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Sunday, November 18, 2007

Bitchy Nappy-headed Ho Karl "Miss Piggy" Rove Calls Calling Senator Clinton "a bitch" Key Secret Sexist Tactic

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Well, some of us, at least, are not surprised. Why is Newsweak paying this nasty sexist propagandist to spread his propaganda? Maybe "M...
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