Monday, January 21, 2008
Maureen Dowd is a Nappy-Headed Ho
Got a minute?
Sure you do! Everybody's got time for sexism!
Everybody's got a minute for a jealous bitch!
Noted hysteric female unwed childless columnist MoDo Maureen "Dowdy" Dowd of the "who,-me-sexist?" New York Times has really got her panties in a twist!
I mean, looky here: is this uppity old broad riding the cotton pony, or whut?
CAN HILLARY CRY HER WAY BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE?
She's being SUCH a bitch! She's so totally playing the bitch card at Hillary!
Big-time bitch-slapping MoDo, you will recall, is an unmarried woman.
She engages in spin. Why, some might call her a -- spinster.
Plus -- shrieky MoDo is unmarried to Bill Clinton. Who probably, also, never made a pass at her. Having made passes at, we are told, every female who ever lived and then some.
Now that must hurt.
It could really make one hold a bigtime Clinton grudge.
Plus -- unmarried Maureen, who's probably always been a little ambitious for a girl, maybe a little shrill, a little pushy, a little masculine, a little oh, steely-eyed, therefore maybe, questionably, you know, dykey, a little loud, a little angry, way bitchy, moody, puffy, unstable, emotional, and certainly getting a little long in the tooth, a little wrinkly -- Maureen Down probably has noticed that it is Hillary Clinton, not she, who is the one who's running for President of the United States.
That must sting, deep down inside.
So, you know, Maureen, keep it real, and do let your petty jealousy and untrammeled sexism fly forth freely.
Cry about it.
(Or have you noticed -- ouch -- that no one is interested in your tears?)