Saturday, February 14, 2009

One More Victory for Random Parenthood

Hey. What's it all about, Alfie?

Here's new dad Alfie Patten, 13, with his newborn daughter, Maisie.

Planned parenthood? Thoughtful parenthood? Feh!

Why would we want to do such a thing, when we can spend time and money and emotional energy obsessively worrying about gay marriage and stamping out the horror that is masturbation?

Full story here.


the Rev Jerry Gloryhole said...

I read somewhere that in the past, due to nutritive issues (mainly that hunter-gatherers ate enough less to slow maturation) menarche seldom occurred before age 20 or so...meaning that kids couldn't even get pregnant. Not that they weren't trying out the equipment; they always have. It just wasn't ready.

As a man of God, I blame the gays.

No Blood for Hubris said...

Yes, Rev!

democommie said...

Reverend Jerry Gloryhole:

Did teh GAY kill the sabertooth tigers? Cuz' if you was bizzy runnin' from them fangycatz-- knockin' knees with some beautiful KKKristian Kave KChick would be the last thing on your filthy prehistoric mind.

the Rev Jerry Gloryhole said...

Sabretooth tigers were gay, demo. The Lord gave them those massive fangs to entice the other tigers into lives of sin, that they may go extinct.
Let that be a warning to you.

Anonymous said...

Rev. Jerry Gloryhole:

Oh, is THAT how the "maneaters" meme got started?


feedthemtothelions said...

My God! Did you see the National Coalition For Purity's slogan? "Live pure or die"!

What a great message! "Live our way or die!"

I wonder if they mean, "Live pure or we will kill you"!

Since they also use the image of Dog Tags I think so.