Monday, April 20, 2009

CIA/US Oympic Waterboard Torture Team Wins Best in Show


Well!

Don't these CIA guys and gals have the very best work ethic in the universe?

They sure were following orders!

Waterboarding people three times a day? Is that what is meant by "three squares"? Or is that a type for three quarts? Probably more like 3 gallons? I dunno. How much water does it take to drown a guy or gal? Not so much really. Plus, it's earth week. No waste water wanted.

But you have to admit the zeal of the US Waterboard Torture Team is/was magnificent.

So. Celebrate their success. Just do it. Instead of getting all bitchy and PMS and hot an bothered about silly pussy things like moral bankrupcty and undermining the rule of law, shouldn't we join Obama and Rahm and just STFU?

Shouldn't we be passing the hat around to support them, taking up a collection so they can afford to develop some mirror neurons?

Waterboarding [E.g. Chinese Water Torture] Used 266 Times on 2 Suspects.

2 suspects, eh?


Would that be -- Cheney? And Rummy?


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4 comments:

the rev. paperboy said...

Kalid Sheik Mohammed, the person the U.S. government says planned the 9/11 attacks, was "waterboarded" 183 times in March 2003. By the end of the first week of this, I think we can assume the man in question was probably confessing to the Mckinley assasination and claiming to have been responsible for sinking the Titanic and shooting Bambi's mother, just as long as they would stop drowning him before and after every meal. I suspect very strongly that if you drowned anyone six times a day for a month, they would pretty much confess to anything you wanted them to.

And Obama won't prosecute the people who did that. I hope his new dog shits in his shoes.

No Blood for Hubris said...

You know, Rev, imho it don't even take that long to make a person say any f*cking thing you want them to. And to scramble their brains so hard they'll never know up from down.

No Blood for Hubris said...

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

If you're Bush/Cheney/Rummy.

Or Obama. Alas.

Anonymous said...

No Blood For Hubris:

Did they get the silver or the gold?

democommie