Paul Ryan Loves to Rip Nesting Catfish Moms off Nest; Kills Mom, Deals Death to Widdle Helpless Fishie Babies

(Hat-tip to General JC Christian, Patriot)

It's called "noodling catfish."
A cover-up phrase, like "collateral damage."

In Missouri, hand-catching catfish is illegal, for a whole bunch of reasons, here.
It's bad for the catfish, decimates their numbers.  Sort of like catching a lobster with eggs.

But proud "pro-lifer" Ryan feels that freedom to catch and kill and eat nesting catfish is an important freedom.

No, really, he thinks that.

Quoth pro-life catfish killer Ryan:

I love Texas. You know why I love Texas? Because you love your freedom."

 Ryan said he planned to head to Oklahoma on Sunday and take his children fishing on Lake Texoma, then indulge in another favorite activity in the afternoon: “I’m going to go out with some of my Okie friends, and I’m going to do something that I’ve been doing for a number of years, and that’s called noodling catfish.

“And I want to say something to you Texans — because you understand freedom, you now legally recognize a man’s right to catch a catfish with his own bare hands.”

Paul Ryan--a special guy.

A special guy on a special ticket:  Traumatized Dog Shits Self While Caged On Car Roof Speeding Down Highway Guy//PLUS//Nesting Mama FishKilla With Bare Hands Jolly Good Fun Freeedom Dude.

Okay, then.

Paul Ryan is a Personhood Proponent: Feti First!

"Personhood

Personhood: The Pro-Life Movement's Ultimate Goal

The bedrock principle of the pro-life movement - that all preborn babies are "persons" and all innocent people share the inalienable right to life - is the benchmark against which pro-lifers must evaluate any strategy to protect preborn children.
What is Personhood?
What is personhood and why is it so foundational to the pro-life movement?  Put simply, a "person" is a human being who is fully protected under the law; and we use the legal term "personhood" to describe this condition.  Once a human being is declared a person, that individual is guaranteed certain legal rights.
To better understand personhood, we begin by asking the fundamental question of when human life begins.  Embryological science has made crystal clear that human life begins at fertilization: the union of an egg and sperm resulting in a unique, genetically distinct human being.  The answer to the question of when human life begins is a biological one. 
The follow-up question is:  "Is this tiny embryonic human being a ‘person' who is guaranteed the right to life?"  In other words, should human beings be protected in law as persons; as citizens upon whom full constitutional protections (due process, equal protection, etc.) should confer?  The answer to the question of personhood is a political/legal one.  Once a human being is declared to be a legal person, there simply can be no exceptions to his or her inalienable right to life; just as there are no exceptions to our right to life.
Visit our personhood website by clicking here."

Paul Ryan supports the rights of embryos over the rights of women in whose bodies they have manifested.

Because embryos are people and women are not.  

Oh Frabjous Day

I blame Obama for the demise of this blog.

But--things may be looking up!

Ronald Romney has dubbed Big-Time Fetal Sentimentalist Paul Ryan as his VP pick!

There's nobodies I likes to blog about more than Big-Time Fetal Sentimentalists, unless its
GOP Government Nationalizing the Wombs of Women, which Paul Ryan also is!  And--he's a proud opponent of the Freedom to Reproduce!

So I am not promising anything, just thinking that indeed, things may be looking up.

Except for unwanted children, like the one above.  Paul Ryan is a fan of government-forced birth.  I am not.  I think it's important that mothers never think much less say to their children, 'I wish you'd never been born."