Sunday, December 28, 2008

Close Your Eyes and Think of -- What Part Of "No" Do Reichwing Wackos Not Understand? The Whole 'No' Part, No?


HERE's a fun piece from Town Hall by Dennis Prager about [hat-tip to bbrtpd]:

why women who don't want to have sex with their husbands should have sex with their husbands anyhow, the very beings with whom at that particular moment they don't actually want to be having sex with.

Got that?

Free will? Pfft.

Desire? Perish the thought!

Martial rape? No way. Mutual desire? No way, it's just one way. It's like Christmas! It's all about giving!
"A husband knows that his wife loves him first and foremost by her willingness to give her body to him."

Oh?
Right.

Me give body you. You give back when done.


"Every man who is sexually faithful to his wife already engages in daily heroic self-control. He has married knowing he will have to deny his sexual nature's desire for variety for the rest of his life."

[Coffeeespit.] Oh?
You know, this kind of thinking, like all the bestest sexism, is not only totally insulting to women, it is totally insulting to men. Prager builds a male archetype that is whiny, spineless, and testosterone-deficient and rampantly asexual. Smells Like Teen Spirit/Sounds like Rush Limbaugh?
"But, to repeat the key point, [a wife's] rejection of sex should happen infrequently. And it should almost never be dependent on mood — see Part II next week."
Ah yes. 'Lil woman as vibrator equivalent. 'Lil man as braindead wanker.

Well, I sure can't wait to see what else this guy has in mind. Hey, dude I'm in the mood! You give part II! Me no can wait!

In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen, let's just all lie back, close our eyes and think of England.

4 comments:

Shinigami Kayo said...

He must really love his right hand. Or is it left now, with the change of political climate? Yes darling, I am not wearing a glove, and wore those special rings you love.
So women just can't grasp the ego threatening agony of a man who must go without sometimes. We are so shallow. But we are learning..look at the rise in lesbian affairs. Maybe we are learning empowerment, and men are frightened.
But I forget the old fashion values. Perhaps I should buy some rope for the bed, take the occassional punch to the head for not knowing my place, and stop complaining about having a full time job and still cook/clean and raise the children.
Guys..its a new world, and it real does mean partnership. I was not bought at the slave market for 2 cows and a bag of lettuce.

the rev. paperboy said...

Judging all men by the words of Denis Prager is like judging all women on the words of Paris Hilton -- to anyone who doesn't have oatmeal between their ears Prager is a joke. He's really only on the NRO Townhall line up to make Jonah Goldberg look a little less pathetic by comparison.

the rev. paperboy said...

Oh, and by the way, you've been tagged with the latest stupid blog meme over at the woodshed

No Blood for Hubris said...

DOES Prager make Jonah Goldberg look less pathetic by comparison? I dunno.

I just can't believe that in this charming 21-st century even a rightwinger would be saying stuff like this in public.

I mean, oy.