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Friday, December 05, 2008
Yo! It's Hard Out There for a-- for an RNC- Pimped Sex Object
I understand why McCain's makeup artist would cost so much. He probably borrowed the DorkLordCheney's necrocosmetologist for the last few weeks of the campaign. Otherwise he would have been absolutely "pancaked" with that weird orange talc they used to put on actors and other on-camera personalities to make them look "healthy". Then too, they would have probably just hung Airwick room fresheners on him instead of spending the money to change all of his fluids.
The Impalinator, otoh? I really don't get that. I mean I saw her in her big screen debut, "Who's Nailin Palin" and well, damn, she's hot. I do understand why her wardrobe would be so expensive, though; all of the undergarments had to be made of kevlar and titanium. Oh, that was an actress? my bad. Sorrrrrrrrrrrry.
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no blood for hubris:
I understand why McCain's makeup artist would cost so much. He probably borrowed the DorkLordCheney's necrocosmetologist for the last few weeks of the campaign. Otherwise he would have been absolutely "pancaked" with that weird orange talc they used to put on actors and other on-camera personalities to make them look "healthy". Then too, they would have probably just hung Airwick room fresheners on him instead of spending the money to change all of his fluids.
The Impalinator, otoh? I really don't get that. I mean I saw her in her big screen debut, "Who's Nailin Palin" and well, damn, she's hot. I do understand why her wardrobe would be so expensive, though; all of the undergarments had to be made of kevlar and titanium. Oh, that was an actress? my bad. Sorrrrrrrrrrrry.
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