Well, REALLY.
Now we've moved from TERR-OR to HORR-OR, thanks to the guy who can't tell a loofah from a felafel, such that it all becomes so much more CLEAR-er.
Here's what the person some say is a megalomaniacal phone-sex enthusiast said of late:
"I (WHO CAN'T TELL A LOOFAH FROM A FELAFEL)
am not going to let oppressive, totalitarian, (Wait. Are not the American Taliban Totalitarians of America the true totalitarians?)
anti-Christian forces in this country diminish and denigrate the holiday and the celebration. I am not going to let it happen. [this would be the megalomaniacal part)
I'm (DITTO)
gonna use all the power that
I (DITTO)
have on radio and television to bring horror (SYN. FOR TERROR)
into the world of people who are trying to do that.
And we have succeeded (megalomania).
You know we've succeeded (meg.).
They are on the run in corporations, in the media, everywhere. They are on the run, because I will put their face and their name on television, and I will talk about them on the radio if they do it (MEGMEGMEG).
There is no reason on this earth that all of us [WHAT YOU MEAN 'WE,' WHITE MAN?)
cannot celebrate a public holiday devoted to generosity, peace, and love together. There is no reason on the earth that we can't do that.
So we are going to do it. And anyone who tries to stop us from doing it is gonna face me. [YUHH, AND ANYONE WHO FAILS TO CELEBRATE BUDDHA'S BIRTHDAY IS GONNA FACE ME, BIG-TIME. AND I CAN TELL A LOOFAH FROM A FELAFEL BTW]."
Thus spake he who some say is a megalomaniacal phone-sex enthusiast, one Bill O'Reilly.
Okey-dokey, then, and a Very Merry Ole Christmas to you, too, Mr. Felafel-brain (no offense to felafels).
Well, I don't know about you, but I'm totally psyched for this new American war on horror.
A war on right-wing horror.
HOO-AH!
The war on horror: Coulter, Condi, Scooter "What-Kind-of-Name-is-That-for-a-Grown- Man?" Libby.
The mega-horrorists: Preznit Toad-Exploder (referring to his confirmed history of cruelty to animals), Dogbeater Dobson (referring to his confirmed history to cruelty to animals and his advocacy of the whipping with whips of toddlers), Gulag-Geezer Rummy (referring to his ongoing espousal of the torture of human beings).
The horror, the horrors: Big Dick "Fuck You,& Yr. Genevas, Too" Cheney, "Hasta La Vista, Genevas!" Gonzalez, and 'I Heart JimmyJeffGannon Guckert' Karl "Grease-geek!" Rove.
OK, then. You ready? LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE NEW WAR ON HORROR!
It's time. It's past time!
The war on horror embodies the TRUE spirit of Christmas!
Join us! Now! END horror in our lifetime!
Clean House -- 2006 -- and Senate!
Send Bubble Boy, Cheney, Rummy, and all the torturers to jail!
In Gitmo!
For Christmas!
Gitmo for Christmas! Gitmo for Christmas!
Ho ho ho! GITMO FOR CHRISTMAS!!
Torture
Bush
Cheney
Rove
Rumsfeld
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