["sarah palin'" is to "deep" as "sylvia plath" is to "perky"]Well, I'm glad that's over.
I'm glad that Biden did well.
And I wish I knew why the Trophy VEEP, at least according to the CNN Ohio voter response meters, seemed to get away with a whole lot of extra-crunchy bullshit.
Um, because it was charming extra-crunchy bullshit?
Well, that's the Trophy part, no?
You betcha!
Thanks to the internets tubes, dudes, you, too, along with all-important American dudettes, can apparently spontaneously generate a whole passel of charmingly inane Palinian bullshit propaganda phrase prose poetry.
You can do it because we're America, here, hey, Joe-six-pack-hockey-mom reform reform greed change families fear furriners terrists Putin newspapers mooses bookburn witch-hunting regular-folks-wth-stock-portfolio talibangelical babe Ahmedinejad and so why not?
Plus -- Spain!
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Try the "Sarah Palin Fictional Quotes Generator" and Interview Palin.
The way that I have understood the world is on a much more local level than been the good old boy network that has been the Washington elite.— Sarah Palin Fictional Quote Generator v1.0
Mmm.
How long has she been at this, did she say? Um, like, five weeks?
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