Jesus' General just blogged this, but it is so awesome one just couldn't resist sharing the positively enlightening gospel about Godly Anti-Orgasmism (especially since one has been blogging so many wretched child abuse stories of late.)
Yes, Virginia, the Talibangelical anti-masturbation movement is spreading like an STD, letting you know intimate things about perfect strangers that you neither need nor want to know. People used to, you know, just wear raincoats and flash.
Why can't they put mittens on at night (like in the olden days Father Phil & Sister Bromeliad said to) and just shut up about it?
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Let me make myself perfectly clear -- I cannot buh-leeeve that this is being framed as a religious issue. I can't buh-leeeve it.
Plus, I don't want to be exposed to yr "info."
Feel like wearing that t-shirt? Get a room!
Mitten would feel nice!
A quick google reveals that the Catholic mittens were made of "metal."
Doesn't say what the Mormon mittens were made of. (Unfortunate name for ex-MA gov in that context, no?)
I clicked the link and read some of the comments. What astounds me is that some people are actually excited to wear those shirts.
"Excited"?
Yep. It's a slippery slope. Pretty soon they'll have to make up a t-shirt announcing giving up getting excited over wearing ex-excitement t-shirts.
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