Meh. Fauxgressives. Feh.

Really, you can't call yourself progressive if you're willing to sell women into reproductive slavery because you're pissed that timid centrist Obama has been revealed to be -- surprise! -- a timid centrist.

And, you know, not even sell them into reproductive slavery, because you're not getting any money for selling women out, either, are you?

Drones trump vaginas.

Romney is Obama, just as Bush was always Gore.

The suffering of millions is nowhere near as important as the suffering of thousands--well, really, it's just a number, ladies!  Don't get your panties in a twist about it! International suffering is of course more important than your silly little domestic suffering!

Freedom of reproduction is just, a, a, a, selfish parochial interest!

Just ask self-satisfied FauxGressive Ted Rall!