Tuesday, May 09, 2006
Preznit Toad-Exploder Behind Blair Dumping Jack Straw?
Some say that it's Bush who dumped Foreign Secretary Jack Straw, not Tony Blair. Some say Straw was dumped because he would not bend to the marr--um, to the nuking of Iran.
Hunh? Really? Yikes. Could be.
What I'm wondering is -- what does Bubble Boy have on Tony Blair as blackmail that's so bad Blair just has to keep being Bush's arse-licker?
Color videos of Tony and Cherie ritually flaying, slaying, marinating, grilling, and voraciously devouring a whole class of cuddly kindergartners?
What, O God, what?