Friday, November 03, 2006
Talibangelical Minister John Compares Self to Botched Joke
American Crappy-Christian Talibangelicals?
Ya gotta love 'em.
There's James "Dog-beater" Dobson, who proudly belt-beats his own Dachshund, Sigmund Freud (I'm not kidding), and advocates grown men showering naked with little boys and comparing penis sizes in order to avoid the boys growing up to be homosexual. Chuck Colson, the reformed Nixon crook. Wellington Boone, proud user of the "faggot"-word. Pro-abusive marriage, anti-no-fault divorce Talibangical Tony Perkins.
Now, the spotlight's on toothy Talibangelical Minister Ted Haggard, one reluctant foot out of the closet, a guy who does similes like NO ONE else does!
Haggard says he's like Kerry's recent Bush joke, here.
Yes, Virginia, just ask Jesus!
Being an openly anti-gay secretly very gay meth-mad fundamentalist minister who commits adultery with a handsome male prostitute (Mr. Mike Jones, inset below) during a three-year paid affair, is SO like Kerry making jokes about Bush being stupid!! Is it not?
"Pastor Sacked For Sexually Immoral Conduct," here and here.
Talibangelicals & prostitution
More Bushist fascist creeps