Friday, November 03, 2006

Talibangelical Minister John Compares Self to Botched Joke

American Crappy-Christian Talibangelicals?

Ya gotta love 'em.

There's James "Dog-beater" Dobson, who proudly belt-beats his own Dachshund, Sigmund Freud (I'm not kidding), and advocates grown men showering naked with little boys and comparing penis sizes in order to avoid the boys growing up to be homosexual. Chuck Colson, the reformed Nixon crook. Wellington Boone, proud user of the "faggot"-word. Pro-abusive marriage, anti-no-fault divorce Talibangical Tony Perkins.

Now, the spotlight's on toothy Talibangelical Minister Ted Haggard, one reluctant foot out of the closet, a guy who does similes like NO ONE else does!

Haggard says he's like Kerry's recent Bush joke, here.

Yes, Virginia, just ask Jesus!

Being an openly anti-gay secretly very gay meth-mad fundamentalist minister who commits adultery with a handsome male prostitute (Mr. Mike Jones, inset below) during a three-year paid affair, is SO like Kerry making jokes about Bush being stupid!! Is it not?


"Pastor Sacked For Sexually Immoral Conduct," here and here.


james said...

He just so happens to get a "massage" and it just so happens that the one giving the "massage" just so happens to be a gay escort??? WoW!!! Where there is smoke there is fire baby.

I wonder if he got the "happy ending" at the end of the massage???

No Blood for Hubris said...

Gakk. Feh.

Unsane said...

Big old sick people. Why do people pay attention to these religious bogus-heads? IN "primitive" societies, schizophrencis are thought to have direct access to the spirit world. Is there any qualitative difference between such beliefs there and such beliefs in the west?

No Blood for Hubris said...

I think the schizophrenics are way ahead of the Bushist fascist pro-torture anti-reality crowd.

Unsane said...

Yes, I think so too. But I wasn't comparing so much who is ahead in the morality stakes, rather the desire for mysticism which ends up in right wing mystique.

No Blood for Hubris said...

Hmm. Not familiar with that.