Wednesday, September 19, 2012
I'm Not Calling Ted Rall A Gender-Biased FauxGressive
Just kidding.
Of course I am.
Take a look at this.
It's not Rall's most sexist and dismissive cartoon; it's just his most recent dismissive and sexist cartoon.
Carrying on his fab tradition in which drones trump vaginas. You get it, do you not? Left side: lazy selfish superficial American female harping on trivial girlie issue. Right side: drone victim! Blood! Death! Real suffering! It's obvious where the moral center lies, right? Hint: it's not with that superficial selfish broad!
Really, if Rall weren't such a self-proclaimed atheist, you'd think he must have been a Catholic priest in a past life. Or lives. Come to think of it, his current self-conception wouldn't contradict that frame, would it?
You can't be progressive if you're against freedom of reproduction, dude.
Of course I am.
Take a look at this.
It's not Rall's most sexist and dismissive cartoon; it's just his most recent dismissive and sexist cartoon.
Carrying on his fab tradition in which drones trump vaginas. You get it, do you not? Left side: lazy selfish superficial American female harping on trivial girlie issue. Right side: drone victim! Blood! Death! Real suffering! It's obvious where the moral center lies, right? Hint: it's not with that superficial selfish broad!
Really, if Rall weren't such a self-proclaimed atheist, you'd think he must have been a Catholic priest in a past life. Or lives. Come to think of it, his current self-conception wouldn't contradict that frame, would it?
You can't be progressive if you're against freedom of reproduction, dude.
Ted Rall
Universal Press SyndicateSep 19, 2012 |
Tuesday, September 04, 2012
Meh. Fauxgressives. Feh.
Really, you can't call yourself progressive if you're willing to sell women into reproductive slavery because you're pissed that timid centrist Obama has been revealed to be -- surprise! -- a timid centrist.
And, you know, not even sell them into reproductive slavery, because you're not getting any money for selling women out, either, are you?
Drones trump vaginas.
Romney is Obama, just as Bush was always Gore.
The suffering of millions is nowhere near as important as the suffering of thousands--well, really, it's just a number, ladies! Don't get your panties in a twist about it! International suffering is of course more important than your silly little domestic suffering!
Freedom of reproduction is just, a, a, a, selfish parochial interest!
Just ask self-satisfied FauxGressive Ted Rall!
And, you know, not even sell them into reproductive slavery, because you're not getting any money for selling women out, either, are you?
Drones trump vaginas.
Romney is Obama, just as Bush was always Gore.
The suffering of millions is nowhere near as important as the suffering of thousands--well, really, it's just a number, ladies! Don't get your panties in a twist about it! International suffering is of course more important than your silly little domestic suffering!
Freedom of reproduction is just, a, a, a, selfish parochial interest!
Just ask self-satisfied FauxGressive Ted Rall!
Monday, August 13, 2012
Paul Ryan Loves to Rip Nesting Catfish Moms off Nest; Kills Mom, Deals Death to Widdle Helpless Fishie Babies
(Hat-tip to General JC Christian, Patriot)
It's called "noodling catfish."
A cover-up phrase, like "collateral damage."
In Missouri, hand-catching catfish is illegal, for a whole bunch of reasons, here.
It's bad for the catfish, decimates their numbers. Sort of like catching a lobster with eggs.
But proud "pro-lifer" Ryan feels that freedom to catch and kill and eat nesting catfish is an important freedom.
No, really, he thinks that.
Quoth pro-life catfish killer Ryan:
I love Texas. You know why I love Texas? Because you love your freedom."
Ryan said he planned to head to Oklahoma on Sunday and take his children fishing on Lake Texoma, then indulge in another favorite activity in the afternoon: “I’m going to go out with some of my Okie friends, and I’m going to do something that I’ve been doing for a number of years, and that’s called noodling catfish.
“And I want to say something to you Texans — because you understand freedom, you now legally recognize a man’s right to catch a catfish with his own bare hands.”
Paul Ryan--a special guy.
A special guy on a special ticket: Traumatized Dog Shits Self While Caged On Car Roof Speeding Down Highway Guy//PLUS//Nesting Mama FishKilla With Bare Hands Jolly Good Fun Freeedom Dude.
Okay, then.
Paul Ryan is a Personhood Proponent: Feti First!
"Personhood
Personhood: The Pro-Life Movement's Ultimate GoalWhat is Personhood?
What is personhood and why is it so foundational to the pro-life movement? Put simply, a "person" is a human being who is fully protected under the law; and we use the legal term "personhood" to describe this condition. Once a human being is declared a person, that individual is guaranteed certain legal rights.
To better understand personhood, we begin by asking the fundamental question of when human life begins. Embryological science has made crystal clear that human life begins at fertilization: the union of an egg and sperm resulting in a unique, genetically distinct human being. The answer to the question of when human life begins is a biological one.
The follow-up question is: "Is this tiny embryonic human being a ‘person' who is guaranteed the right to life?" In other words, should human beings be protected in law as persons; as citizens upon whom full constitutional protections (due process, equal protection, etc.) should confer? The answer to the question of personhood is a political/legal one. Once a human being is declared to be a legal person, there simply can be no exceptions to his or her inalienable right to life; just as there are no exceptions to our right to life.
Visit our personhood website by clicking here."
Paul Ryan supports the rights of embryos over the rights of women in whose bodies they have manifested.
Because embryos are people and women are not.
Saturday, August 11, 2012
Oh Frabjous Day
I blame Obama for the demise of this blog.
But--things may be looking up!
Ronald Romney has dubbed Big-Time Fetal Sentimentalist Paul Ryan as his VP pick!
There's nobodies I likes to blog about more than Big-Time Fetal Sentimentalists, unless its
GOP Government Nationalizing the Wombs of Women, which Paul Ryan also is! And--he's a proud opponent of the Freedom to Reproduce!
So I am not promising anything, just thinking that indeed, things may be looking up.
Except for unwanted children, like the one above. Paul Ryan is a fan of government-forced birth. I am not. I think it's important that mothers never think much less say to their children, 'I wish you'd never been born."
But--things may be looking up!
Ronald Romney has dubbed Big-Time Fetal Sentimentalist Paul Ryan as his VP pick!
There's nobodies I likes to blog about more than Big-Time Fetal Sentimentalists, unless its
GOP Government Nationalizing the Wombs of Women, which Paul Ryan also is! And--he's a proud opponent of the Freedom to Reproduce!
So I am not promising anything, just thinking that indeed, things may be looking up.
Wednesday, July 04, 2012
Thursday, June 28, 2012
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Sunday, June 24, 2012
Its my [gender-specific body part] and I'll vote for it if I want to.
I'm not unhappy he was elected. Eisenhower was a better liberal Democrat, really, than Obama, and Eisenhower was of course a Republican, but you, know, McCain, and then there was Palin, and I am very happy she's not a heartbeat away from the Presidency, and don't call me a durn anti-skirtist for saying so.
The faux-prog-libro-gressive LOATHING of Barry O is just so interesting because it's so, so, jam-packed with Naturally Organic Vitriol! Our Loathing of Barry is so pure! It's so, so, squeaky damn clean! We ARE right! You who do not toe our party line are BrainDead because you fail 2 agree with US! Party line! Party line! Party line!
What was it some asian said? Something like holding on to anger is like swallowing poison and expecting the other guy to drop dead? Yea, but that's so Asian. [shrugs]
With folded hands, I bow down to those who see Mitt as Barry. Who are so depressed by the status quo, they move toward greater depression and oppression because it really couldn't get any worse, could it? After all, Bush WAS Gore. And we lived through that just fine, did we not?
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Law Prof Unger Throws Broads Under Bus
Obama must be defeated!
Yes, there will be a price. The supremes price.
You girlz will pay the price. So what.
We fauxgressives don't give a shit.
Did you really think we ever did?
love, Roberto
Shut up about it, sweeties.
Yes, there will be a price. The supremes price.
You girlz will pay the price. So what.
We fauxgressives don't give a shit.
Did you really think we ever did?
love, Roberto
Shut up about it, sweeties.
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Tuesday, May 29, 2012
Thursday, May 10, 2012
Long Hair on a Male: Romney Takes Scissors, Assaults Peer, Cuts Bangs Off
Mitt's so sexist, he'll make you toe his line by whatever means necessary.
In this case, it's violent assault.
" . . he was walking around the all-boys school with bleached-blond hair that draped over one eye, and Romney wasn’t having it. [Long bangs! No-oo!]
“He can’t look like that. That’s wrong. Just look at him!” an incensed Romney told Matthew Friedemann, his close friend in the Stevens Hall dorm . . .Mitt, the teenaged son of Michigan Gov. George Romney, kept complaining about Lauber’s look, Friedemann recalled.
In this case, it's violent assault.
" . . he was walking around the all-boys school with bleached-blond hair that draped over one eye, and Romney wasn’t having it. [Long bangs! No-oo!]
“He can’t look like that. That’s wrong. Just look at him!” an incensed Romney told Matthew Friedemann, his close friend in the Stevens Hall dorm . . .Mitt, the teenaged son of Michigan Gov. George Romney, kept complaining about Lauber’s look, Friedemann recalled.
Monday, May 07, 2012
Monday, March 19, 2012
It's the Misogyny, Stupid
The more I hear women should just "get over" all this misogyny, the more I realize misogyny is the central problem. In a phrase, "It's the misogyny, stupid!" And it is.
People trying to exert power and control over others, making them do what they want, denying freedom of choice, denying individual decision-making, putting them down, shaming, blaming, keeping them uppity wimmen barefoot and pregnant.
The so-called "small government" GOP proudly inserts itself into -- then nationalizes -- the wombs of all women. They wouldn't want to nationalize anything else, would they? Forced invasive vaginal probes? Sure thing. No problema. GOP don't care about spending that kind of money on useless pricey ultrasounds.
GOP push laws that flout medical privacy by making bosses privy to their workers' plans to have or not have children--because GOP's decided women must breed--or else. They need to show their employers a note from their doctors, swearing the prescription for the pill is not being taken to control birth.
Talibangelical GOPs are hot and bothered trying to protect a rapist's right to breed. They support government-forced childbearing. They, not you, will determine family size. They, not you, will be in control.
Fetus-firsters are entranced by the notion of random parenthood--why should having a child be a thoughtful, planful decision when it could occur on a whim? GOP fetal sentimentalists get all teary-eyed for embryos, but once a kid is out of the womb, good luck, it's on it's own. Children are, to them, the rightful punishment for having had sex.
People trying to exert power and control over others, making them do what they want, denying freedom of choice, denying individual decision-making, putting them down, shaming, blaming, keeping them uppity wimmen barefoot and pregnant.
The so-called "small government" GOP proudly inserts itself into -- then nationalizes -- the wombs of all women. They wouldn't want to nationalize anything else, would they? Forced invasive vaginal probes? Sure thing. No problema. GOP don't care about spending that kind of money on useless pricey ultrasounds.
GOP push laws that flout medical privacy by making bosses privy to their workers' plans to have or not have children--because GOP's decided women must breed--or else. They need to show their employers a note from their doctors, swearing the prescription for the pill is not being taken to control birth.
Talibangelical GOPs are hot and bothered trying to protect a rapist's right to breed. They support government-forced childbearing. They, not you, will determine family size. They, not you, will be in control.
Fetus-firsters are entranced by the notion of random parenthood--why should having a child be a thoughtful, planful decision when it could occur on a whim? GOP fetal sentimentalists get all teary-eyed for embryos, but once a kid is out of the womb, good luck, it's on it's own. Children are, to them, the rightful punishment for having had sex.
Saturday, March 03, 2012
Blue Gal: No Mother's Day for you, @ProFlowers
Blue Gal: No Mother's Day for you, @ProFlowers: Rush Limbaugh Daisies...He loves you...NOT.
Thursday, March 01, 2012
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