Saturday, August 26, 2006

In Nightmares Begin Responsibilities: Katrina's Unhappy Anniversary




While we're aware of recent path of Hurricane Ernesto, and are all aware of the unhappy anniversary of Hurricane Katrina, I thought I'd do a deja vu all over again recycling of some of my fave Katrina raves, that hurricane that nobody could have predicted (except for those who had predicted it) and about which nobody could do nothing (except when super-competent FEMA chief James Lee Witt had he been back-to-the-future-ly time-warped in.)


Saturday, September 03, 2005


Nightmares:
Via an interview with BBC News with Lieutenant Commander Sean Kelly of the Northern Command, video here:

NorthCom started planning before the storm even hit.

We were ready for the storm when it hit Florida because, as you remember, it crossed the bottom part of Florida, and then we were planning, you know, once it was pointed towards the Gulf Coast.

So what we did was we activated what we call defense coordinating officers to work with the state to say okay, what do you think you'll need, and we set up staging bases that could be started.

We had the USS Baton sailing almost behind the hurricane so that after the hurricane made landfall it's search and rescue helicopters would be available almost immediately. So we had things ready.

The only caveat is, we have to wait until the President authorizes us to do so. The laws of the United States say that the military can't just act in this fashion, we have to wait for the President to give us permission.








"WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES TO GIVE US PERMISSION."

Permission George W. Bush clearly failed to give.

Negligence? Malevolence? Incompetence? Racism? All of the above?

Just asking.

Yes, indeedy.

And how about a little deja vu here?

And a little deja vu here. And here.

All over again.






Bush saying he's sorry, sorta, here.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Christian Lady Fired From Church As Satanic Talibangelical Dominionism Spreads North





Can you believe it?

Crappy-"christian" "church" fires an elderly Sunday school teacher with 54 years teaching experience because bizarre Talibangelical male minister forbids adult women to teach adult men.

Who would Jesus dismiss on the basis of gender, eh?

Will Crappy-'christians' be paying attention to the actual words of Jesus anytime soon, or will they be staying with and harping on all the words He didn't say?

And remember, boys and girls--these Dominionists believe in permanent slavery for women and slavery for the poor, and in the death penalty for disobedient children. I'm not making this up. I don't have to.

Hey, kids! Worried about the imposition of medievalist Islamic Shari'a Law? Try pre-medieval Mosaic Law!

[E]nforcement of the Mosaic Law will involve the application of the death penalty for such capital crimes as murder, rape, kidnapping, bestiality, incest, adultery, fornication, homosexuality, idolatry, witchcraft, the offering of human sacrifice, unchangeable rebellion in adolescent children, flagrant negligence resulting in the death of another person, blasphemy, apostasy, the spreading of false doctrines, and Sabbath breaking. The reconstructed society will regard dissenters and heretics as treasonous criminals at war with the law and society."

Full story here and here.

Hat tip to Buddhist Jihad.




Sunday, August 20, 2006

Rightwing Blowhards Discover Their Bush is Idiot -- Is Late Really Better Than Never?


What took them so long?

Oh, right. They're stupid.


Pundits Renounce The President

For 10 minutes, the talk show host grilled his guests about whether "George Bush's mental weakness is damaging America's credibility at home and abroad." For 10 minutes, the caption across the bottom of the television screen read, "IS BUSH AN 'IDIOT'?"

But the host was no liberal media elitist. It was Joe Scarborough, a former Republican congressman turned MSNBC political pundit. And his answer to the captioned question was hardly "no."

While other presidents have been called stupid, Scarborough said: "I think George Bush is in a league by himself. I don't think he has the intellectual depth as these other people."
Well, frickin' duh, Joey.

Maybe you guys should stop PolPot-ishly deriding smart people, for a change?

This is your boy:

"I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?" -- George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006



YouTube catch here.

WaPo story here.

Wonderful YouTube montage here. And here.

NBFH blasts from the past (recent Bush idiocies) here and here.







Wednesday, August 16, 2006

The George Allen Story: Racist Sadist Becomes Virginia Senator, Somehow Avoided Jail for Assaults, Destruction of Property






Well, well, well.

George Allen twice used the word "macaca" to describe a fellow citizen. Senator Allen now claims he made up this word, "macaca," which he used twice, but one letter writer to the Washington Post thinks otherwise:

It also seems worth mentioning that Mr. Allen's mother is a speaker of French and Arabic who came to this country from Tunisia. "Macaca" is a derogatory slur used by speakers of French in reference to blacks, Arabs and dark-skinned people.

Mr. Allen had reason to have knowledge of that particular slur based on his family background and his own knowledge of French.

[Update: looks like someone named George stepped in macaca, big-time, here.]

Judge for yourself, via YouTube, here. [Georgie says he's sowwy, here.]

In the aftermath of Senator George Allen's recent racist remark, let's take another look at some of his earlier, questionable behaviors.

Assess the following:

1. At Niagara Falls, George Allen deliberately dangled his little sister over the railing, threatening to drop her onto the water hundreds of feet below, and thus leaving her permanently terrorized.

2. He attacked his sister's date with a pool cue.

3. George Allen deliberately dragged his sister by the hair, painfully, up a long wooden staircase.

3. He threw his own brother through a sliding glass door.

4. He repeatedly destroyed private property.

5. George Allen broke his own brother's collarbone.


If your next-door neighbor behaved as described above, would he avoid jail time? Would you feel comfortable having someone like him as your next door neighbor?

Or would you call the cops, first chance you got?

Just asking. (More here.)

I don't think sadists should grow up to be Senators--or Presidents, for that matter.

What do you think?









Sunday, August 13, 2006

Dirty Bush Screws the Troops. Again.








What's dirty Bush done this time?

He's cut in half funding for treatment of war-related brain injuries and research on war-related brain injuries.

You know, the kind of war-related brain injuries one might get while serving in Iraq and Afghanistan. IEDS, gunshot wounds, that kind of thing.

Please keep in mind Preznit Toad-Exploder's previous record of supporting the troops:
issuing crappy body armor to save money
giving a hard time to troops who buy their own body armor because the DOD doesn't want to be caught being cheap shits
putting crappy armor on tanks to save money
denying treatment to vets with PTSD to save money
putting out anti-PTSD propaganda to save money
undertreating vets with PTSD to save money
Heckuva job.



Full story here.


2006--GET THE SNAKES OFF THE PLANE.




Friday, August 11, 2006

GET THE SNAKES OFF THE PLANE



The clueless White House and their media whore media blowhard enablers claim the latest Al Qaeda airliner bomb plot will boost them politically.

They are wrong.

Well, of course, they are, they're the real snakes on a plane.

Bush started a war killing hundreds of thousands of people, killing thousands of US troops, ruining the lives of tens of thousands of Americans. All so Oedipal, just tryin' to out-do his Daddy. He bungled the war in Afghanistan because of it, and now the Taliban are back seeking to resume control.

Bush accomplished all this while letting the actual 9/11 mastermind Osama Bin Laden go free, free to continue to create and fund terrorist plots against us.

This is being competent? This is making us more secure?

Puh-leeze.

Now, in true up-is-downist style, they want to make political hay out of their own massive failures?

Do they really think Osama Bin Forgotten?

All snakes--Dirty Bush, Dirty Dick, Crackpot Rummy, Closet Cupcake Rove, No-Genevas-Gonzalez, Condi, the whole pro-atrocity crowd, plus their media whore media enablers--must go.


2006--GET THE SNAKES OFF THE PLANE.






Monday, August 07, 2006

Bubble Gum, All-Day Suckers: How US Military Courts Respect the Iraqi Dead (Well, after all, it was just a little jihadi girl, eh? No biggie.)





Oh I do feel sure that all those nasty comments about 'ragheads' could not have made it easier for some soldiers to rape and to murder Iraqis.

I feel so sure that comments about killing others made by Coulter, Limpbaugh, Savage Weiner, Malkin, and others might not have contributed to an atmosphere in which heinous acts were permissible.

Oh but what about the pro-torture, pro-atrocity attitudes of the Commander-in-Chief, his VP, and Nutty Rummy? Hmm.

Well, the boys played All-American golf before they murdered this child and her family. Having raped her.

Then, right after that rape and murder, there were All-American barbecued chicken wings.

And today? In court? Why, it's All-American lollipops and Bazooka gum!

Defense Attorney Captain Jimmie Culp was blowing chewing gum bubbles while [defendant Sgt. Anthony] Yribe, sitting to his left, began sucking on a red lollipop during the testimony.

(Reuters)A U.S. military court in Baghdad heard graphic testimony on Monday of how three U.S. soldiers took turns raping a 14-year-old Iraqi girl before murdering her and her family.

At the hearing into whether four U.S. soldiers should be court-martialled for rape and murder, a special agent described what took place in Mahmudiya in March, based on an interview he had with one of the men, Specialist James Barker. . . Special Agent Benjamin Bierce recalled that Barker described to him how they put a couple and their six-year-old daughter into a bedroom of their home, but kept the teenage girl in the living room, where Barker held her hands while Sergeant Paul Cortez raped her or tried to rape her. . .

Barker also told the special agent he heard shots from the bedroom and shortly afterwards Private Steven Green emerged from the room, put down an AK-47 assault rifle and raped the girl while Cortez held her down.

Barker told Bierce that Green then picked up the weapon and shot her once, paused, and shot her several more times.

Military prosecutors are expected to set out their case against Private First Class Jesse Spielman, 21, Barker, 23, Cortez, 23 and Private First Class Bryan Howard, 19, who face charges of rape and murder among others. . .

Defense Attorney Captain Jimmie Culp was blowing chewing gum bubbles while Yribe, sitting to his left, began sucking on a red lollipop during the testimony.

An Iraqi army medic told the hearing on Sunday he entered the house and found the body of 14-year-old Abeer Qasim Hamza al-Janabi naked and burned from the waist up, with a single bullet wound beneath her left eye.

Special Agent Gary Griesmyer recounted Cortez' account of the day. "While they were playing cards and drinking Iraqi whiskey, the idea came to go out to an Iraqi house, rape a woman and murder her family," he testified.

Cortez said Barker told the young girl to "shut up" after she was raped, Griesmyer said.

Bierce said Barker told him he poured kerosene from a lamp on to the girl. It was not clear who set her on fire.

Barker later signed a sworn statement based on the interview, in which he said that on the day of the attack he, Cortez, Spielman and Green had been playing cards and drinking whisky mixed with an energy drink. They then went to the rear of the checkpoint where they were based to hit golf balls.

Green said he wanted to go to a house and kill some Iraqis, Barker wrote in his sworn statement.

After the rape and murders, he wrote that he began to grill chicken wings.


Full story here.
WaPo, here.
NBFH--"The Pro-Atrocity Crowd," here.




Massive Manatee Spotted in Manhattan's Hudson River














Added to the chronicles of great beasts that have descended upon New York City in the year 2006 is one that is arguably the greatest of them all. A beast, upwards of 1,000 pounds and a cousin to the elephant, which dwarfs the coyote, the deer and the dolphin that preceded it. . .

Over the past week, boaters and bloggers have been energetically tracking a manatee in its lumbering expedition along the Atlantic Coast and up the Hudson River.

John H. Vargo, the publisher of Boating on the Hudson magazine, put out an alert last week, much to the incredulity of some boaters.

"Some were laughing about it, because it couldn’t possibly be true," Mr. Vargo said.

The manatee has been spotted at 23rd Street near Chelsea Piers, West 125th Street, and later in Westchester County. It appeared to be healthy.

Randy Shull, a boater from Ossining, spotted the manatee about 4:30 p.m. yesterday while his 21-foot boat was floating at Kingsland Point Park in Sleepy Hollow.

"It was gigantic," Mr. Shull said. "When we saw it surface, its back was just mammoth.”

It is unusual, but not unprecedented for manatees to travel this far north — the seaweed-munching sea creatures are commonly associated with the warm waters of Florida. . . .

"I’m 70 years old, and I’ve been on the river my entire life," Mr. Vargo said. "I’ve seen dolphins and everything else, but never a manatee."
Full story here.

Saturday, August 05, 2006

This is What Political Censorship Looks Like




Hello, kids!

This is Sandy Wax.

This the person who fired Melanie Martinez.

She fired Melanie Martinez because she didn't like a video that Melanie made SEVEN YEARS before she was hired to be a host on a PBS kiddie show.

The video Melanie made seven years ago made fun of abstinence-only sex education programs. Clearly this disqualifies her for becoming the beloved host of a show like The Good Night Show for children 2 to 6 years old. Because wondering about abstinence-only sex education is so much on the minds of children 2 to 6 years old or something?

Oh dear.
PBS KIDS Sprout has determined that the dialogue in this video is inappropriate for her role as a preschool program host and may undermine her character’s credibility with our audience. As a result, PBS KIDS Sprout has decided that she will no longer appear as host of The Good Night Show.

Be sure to tell YOUR kids about that they must be very very very careful never to do anything in the past that a boss far far far in the future might not agree with politically.

Except if you're famous like George Carlin, or something.

But if you're just a girl, you better watch what you say.

This is a funny column by Mark Morford about PBS's stupid, un-American decision. It's called "Dumb People Make Children Cry."

This is Sandy Wax's address. You could practice some free speech on Sandy.

Sandy Wax
President
PBS Kids Sprout
2000 Market Street, 20th Floor
Philadelphia, PA 19103
Phone: 215-667-2750
Fax: 215-667-2701
email: sandy_wax@comcast.com
info@sproutsletsgrow.com
Sprout_Network@comcast.com

Friday, August 04, 2006

BUSH CAN'T TELL SHI'A FROM SHINOLA, AMBASSADOR REVEALS






Via Raw Story, here.


"A year after his 'Axis of Evil' speech before the U.S. Congress, President Bush met with three Iraqi-Americans, one of whom became postwar Iraq’s first representative to the United States.

The three described what they thought would be the political situation after the fall of Saddam Hussein. During their conversation with the President. . . it became apparent to them that Bush was unfamiliar with the distinction between Sunnis and Shiites.

[Ambassador] Galbraith reports that the three of them spent some time explaining to Bush that there are two different sects in Islam--to which the President allegedly responded, "I thought the Iraqis were Muslims!"

Muslims, schmuslims. Why should Preznit Toad-Exploder fill his Decidering Beautiful Mind with silly things like "facts"?

He's a busy man, one all too busy still trying to finish "My Pet Goat," five years after the attack he failed to prevent.

There's no such thing as global warming. The Iraq insurgency is in its last throes. And, as always: war is peace, up is down, black is white, incompetence is inevitable, freedom is slavery, torture is normal, the rule of law is quaint, pollution is "Freedom Dirt."

Blockhead.

Boor.

Egomaniac.

The Bush trifecta of shame.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

Crappy-Christian Red State Statutory Rapist Gets 45 Days


ADULT FORNICATOR AND STATUTORY RAPIST GETS PUNISHMENT OF 45 DAYS IN COUNTY JAIL

An Arizona judge has sentenced [a 39-year old adult male] to 45 days in county jail for having sex with [an underage girl] he 'took as his third wife'(sic). . . Fischer was the first of seven members of the Fundamentalist Latter-day Saints (FLDS) to be tried for plural marriages to minors.

"I don't know if we've sent a strong enough message to these people," said Gary Engels, an investigator with the Mohave County Attorney's office.

About 7,000 FLDS members live in the twin border towns of Colorado City, Arizona, and Hildale, Utah.

Members of the group, which broke with mainstream Mormons in the 1890s over polygamy, believe that only those in plural marriages can reach the highest level of heaven.

Warren Jeffs, the church leader or "prophet," is a federal fugitive from charges in both states stemming from his alleged arrangement of "celestial marriages" between teenage girls and older, married men.

The county prosecutor, Matt Smith, had asked Judge Steven Conn to sentence Fischer, 39, to some prison time. Fischer faced a minimum sentence of probation and a maximum of four years in prison.

As part of the sentence, Fischer must complete three years probation and register as a sex offender. He must report to jail by November 1.

Although polygamy is unconstitutional in Arizona, it is not a crime (hunh?). Law enforcement largely left the FLDS alone until about 18 months ago, when Mohave County began investigating allegations of sex with underage girls.

Relying on birth certificates and testimony of former church members, a jury convicted Fischer last month of sexual contact with a minor and conspiracy for having sex with a 16-year-old.
More here.

As I Google it, the age of consent in Arizona is 18. This adult guy was fornicating with a 16 year old.

But we'd rather the state be protecting petri dishes, would we not?

And promoting government-forced maternity.

And complaining about the sex lives and marriages of consenting adults, rather than preventing sexual contacts between adults and children (who cannot give consent).

Oh, and also protecting a rapist's right to breed.

Yippee.




Wednesday, August 02, 2006

"Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States": Dirty Bush & Dirty Dick Ignore CIA, Intel Warnings; Cover-up Fatal Errors After?







9/11 PANEL SUSPECTED DECEPTION BY PENTAGON

Via WaPo, here:
Suspicion of wrongdoing ran so deep that the 10-member commission, in a secret meeting at the end of its tenure in summer 2004, debated referring the matter to the Justice Department for criminal investigation, according to several commission sources. Staff members and some commissioners thought that e-mails and other evidence provided enough probable cause to believe that military and aviation officials violated the law by making false statements to Congress and to the commission . . .

"We to this day don't know why NORAD [the North American Aerospace Command] told us what they told us," said Thomas H. Kean, the former New Jersey Republican governor who led the commission. "It was just so far from the truth. . . . It's one of those loose ends that never got tied. . ."

"I was shocked at how different the truth was from the way it was described," John Farmer, a former New Jersey attorney general who led the staff inquiry into events on Sept. 11, said in a recent interview. "The tapes told a radically different story from what had been told to us and the public for two years. . . . This is not spin. This is not true."

(I was shocked, shocked to think that our Fearless Leaders would lie to us, were not you?)

The 9/11 Norad Tapes

Via Vanity Fair, here, and you can listen to the tapes themselves.

8:46:36NASYPANY: Hi, sir. O.K., what—-what we're doing, we're tryin' to locate this guy. We can't find him via I.F.F. [the Identification Friend or Foe system]. What we're gonna do, we're gonna hit up every track within a 25-mile radius of this Z-point [coordinate] that we put on the scope. Twenty-nine thousand [feet] heading 1-9-0 [east]. We're just gonna do—we're gonna try to find this guy. They can't find him. There's supposedly been threats to the cockpit. So we're just doing the thing … [off-mic conversation] True. And probably right now with what's going on in the cockpit it's probably really crazy. So, it probably needs to—that will simmer down and we'll probably get some better information.

American 11 slammed into the north tower of the World Trade Center four seconds into this transmission.

(I was shocked, shocked to speculate that a fictional military exercise might have been cooked up in order to white-out and obscure oh say an evil Veep's usurpation of power at a time of national emergency, while his Preznit froze like a deer in the headlights, were not you?)

So, you see, Virginia--there are motherfuckin' snakes on the motherfuckin'plane:

GET THE SNAKES OFF THE PLANE







Oh, and just wanted to give a hi! and a wave to a recent visitor from Iran, via Chahar Mahall va Bakhtiari, who arrived somehow here after googling 'porno pix' (linked to our story about JimmyJeff GannonGuckert). Repressed a little, are we?

Tuesday, August 01, 2006

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GLOBAL WARMING, LOVE FROM KATRINA (& KISSES FROM TORNADOS, FOREST FIRES, HEATWAVES & OTHER ANOMALOUS WEATHER EVENTS)

DEAR DIRTY BUSH AND DIRTY DICK--

NO ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED THAT WEDNESDAY WILL BE THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE WEEK...AS HIGH TEMPERATURES APPROACH 100 DEGREES. HEAT INDICES ARE LIKELY TO REACH AROUND 110 DEGREES WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON...WITH ISOLATED VALUES NEAR 115 DEGREES POSSIBLE.

PEOPLE WHO REMEMBER THE BEGINNING OF AUGUST 1975 WILL FIND SIMILARITIES TO THIS SPELL OF HOT WEATHER.

DON'T READ MORE ABOUT THIS, HERE.

THIS WILL BE AN EXTREME EVENT. THE HEAT WILL HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO BE A SERIOUS LIFE THREATENING SITUATION IF PRECAUTIONS ARE NOT TAKEN...ESPECIALLY FOR THE ELDERLY...CHILDREN...AND THOSE WHO WORK OUTSIDE BETWEEN 11 AM AND 6 PM EACH DAY.

PEOPLE SHOULD PLAN ON ALTERING THEIR DAILY ROUTINE...IN ORDER TO REDUCE THE RISK OF HEAT EXHAUSTION...OR WORSE...BEING A CASUALTY OF LIFE THREATENING HEAT STROKE.

AVOID STRENUOUS OUTDOOR ACTIVITY...ESPECIALLY FROM LATE MORNING THROUGH THE EVENING...AND SPEND TIME IN AIR CONDITIONING IF POSSIBLE.

MAKE SURE ROOMS REMAIN PROPERLY VENTILATED IF AIR CONDITIONING IS NOT AVAILABLE...BY OPENING WINDOWS AND USING FANS. THIS IS ESPECIALLY IMPORTANT FOR THOSE IN THE URBAN CENTERS.

AN EXCESSIVE HEAT WARNING IS ISSUED WHEN HIGH HUMIDITIES ARE EXPECTED TO COMBINE WITH HOT TEMPERATURES RESULTING IN HEAT INDICES OF 105 DEGREES OR GREATER. AVOID PROLONGED WORK IN THE SUN OR POORLY VENTILATED AREAS. ALSO...DRINK PLENTY OF WATER AND TRY TO STAY IN AN AIR CONDITIONED ENVIRONMENT.
(Unless you're too poor to have air conditioning or too poor to live in an area where the electricity fails to fail. If you're poor, according to Preznit Toad-Exploder when he was an legacy grad student at Harvard, that's your own damn fault. So there.)


AVOID READING THE DREADFUL LIBRUL MEDIA LIKE this AND THIS HERE STORY IN THE WAPO, DEAR DIRTY BUSH AND DIRTY DICK, IT WILL ONLY MAKE YOUR BLOOD BOIL, AND THATS NOT GOOD. REALLY THINGS HAVE BEEN HOT ALL ALONG. GOD MADE IT THAT WAY FOR A REASON. GOD MADE WHITE-OUT, TOO, AND THAT'S HOW WE'RE REALLY GOING TO GET RID OF GLOBAL WARMING. HA HA.

LOVE & KISSES, from

ALL THE ABOVE-MENTIONED NON-EXISTENT WEATHER EVENTS THAT DON'T REALLY MATTER HA HA


oh and ps dont get upset when those reality-based libruls start shouting GET THE SNAKES OFF THE PLANE! 'n stuff its just some metaphor or something dont worry about it really i swear